The Monkey That Would Not Kill

1889

Published by Hodder & Stoughton

Featuring illustrations by Louis Wain. Written by Henry Drummond

"There is no such thing as an immortal monkey, but this monkey was as near it as possible. Talk of a cat’s nine lives—this monkey had ninety! A monkey’s business in the world is usually to make everybody merry, but the special mission of this one, I fear, was to make everybody as angry as ever they could be. In wrath-producing power, in fact, this monkey positively shone. How many escapes the monkey had before the runaway slave presented it to the missionary—from whom I first heard of it—no one knows. It certainly had not much hair on when it arrived, and there was an ominous scar on its head, and its ears were not wholly symmetrical. But the children were vastly delighted with it, and after much kind treatment the creature was restored to rude health, and, I must confess, to quite too rude spirits. The children wanted him baptized by the time-honoured title of ‘Jacko’; but by a series of exploits in which the monkey distinguished himself at the expense of every member of the household in turn, it became evident that only one name would fit a quadruped of his peculiar disposition; and that was ‘Tricky.’ Tricky, therefore, he was called, and as Tricky he lived and—did not die."