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 A Cracker

 The Cricket Match

 Louis Wain's...

 The Break-Up of t...

 Are You Safe, Jac...

 And The Doctor Sa...

 £1,000 Dama...

 Aeroplane For Sal...

 Love in an Aeroplane

 I've Done My...

 After Fido's...

 Doctor Owl - Let ...

 It Has Struck Me

 It Hit Me in the ...

 I am Quite Upset

 Buried his Teeth ...

 A Nasty Tumble

 Polly Said I Had ...